Let's Talk About Me Hot Club Sandwich

I've been checking my livefeedjit now and again and some of the search words that bring people to my site are quite funny. The search words are to the left, my comments to the right:

Skimpy brazilian panties - You won't find them on me, dear

Kate Winslet a secret - No, I believe Kate Winslet is known

Creating spa for idiot - Fill up a bath, light a candle, have a glass of wine. Easy.

Spray against chocolate feeling - If you find such a thing please let me know

Tips on remebering what you read - Try memorising it

Blocking out guilt - Drink lots of alcohol

Lets talk about me hot club sandwich - Sure. What's so hot about it?

My jeans shrunk - Or maybe you put on weight?

Bird watching around Helena - Yeah, I'm such a bird so naturally many want to catch a glimpse :-)

Princess Madeleine of Sweden and wallpaper - I know she's pretty but come on... wallpaper??!!

Foreskins for you - Thank you very much!

Princess Madeleine fat - Not really, no

Tunnel foreskins - Que?

Largest amount of chocolate eaten - Several kilos over Christmas

She is so sexy and I am so miserable - Oh, get over it!