Since I got dumped by "Potential" I have registered with Match.com again. I've received lots of winks and quite a few e-mails. Quite frankly, some people frighten me. I mean, if you've never met a person before and want to hear back from them would you send an e-mail like this?
Hello my dearest soulmate!!! How are you doing? I cant help but say you are beautiful, you are a pure dublicate of an angel, I am really amazed at your beauty. I am NN, am 41years old, successful business man. a native of italy living in Uk I am currently single, divorced some years ago. I really don't have much to say about my self except I am being asked. I really will love to hear from you. You can add me to your yahoo Messager, my id is xxx. Kindly send me yours so i can add you too...You are beautiful, Cheers till i hear from you.I wait with curiosity to hear from you.
Well, my dearest friend. How do you know we are soulmates? We've never met, remember?!
Then there was this e-mail (this one is rambling on a bit so scroll down in you can't be bothered):
hello cute....,well that was a romantic and good profile there..................,i will have to tell you the truth,i was moved by the words and the beautiful pix.there is one thing i want you to have at the back of your mind and what is that thing it is the ability for you to see how God has creadted everything beautiful and he has made them for us to begin to access and admire,today i am happy that i have gotten a baeutiful face,the face which i have long wanted to meet.well,distance can it be a barrier???????............i was angry when i sensed it that you are not in my present location which was as a result of my job,well i am an advertiser and you know we travel far and wide the world to make sure that our clients get there targeted audience they have wished to get.INTRODUCTION...........i am NN by name the only son of late mr NN,he was such a nice man,from united state of america,and my mum from united kingdom,after the death of that renowned philantrophist,i was taken to united kingdom by my mum,beacuse she could no longer stand the life there and she has been called by her uncle to at least come back and establish herself.When we got there the thought of fullfilling the long dream of my father to be a responsible person in life struck my precious mother,well,she is love she is a pearl in my life.i started my primary education there in one of the schools in london,although it was not part of the happening achool but i was given the best at the school there i proceeded for my college studies where i was given proper training in ART, aspects of education and it was there i got the flair for communication i beagan to build up myself,not until when i had an auto accioednt and i broke my leg,if not for the intervention of the almighty i would havr been in the six feet today,but he restored my life and brought me back to life and you know what i can walk perfectly well,he brought me back for damsel like you.............,so that we will together fullfill that dream that we will share together.cute, at this stage it was time for me to go to the university,well the courde of specialization was a big problem,but you know what i have adream i want to realise it,my family memebers wanted me to study LAW,but i said NO to it because it is my wish,i want to make my right choice do that i dont have problem with my wife and family,baby it was not easy through the university and today i am a graduate of communcation with specialisation in advertisieng which has helped me alot in travelling because i want to travek and whenever the thought of contact comes to the office i am always happy because i will go,menaing that i will travel.baby, i want to get that princess of my life that my night dream that long dream,i am here to make you happy,let us see what we are going to d o to eachother,i promise you we are going to make a good macth together.i will be expecting your reply to my mail address,we will talk more there.............[e-mail addres]............. hoping to ssee you there,hoping to hold you in my arms hoping to sing the song of love.....YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Jeeezzz!!! My intuition is telling me to run for my life.
This one made me laugh (he was 26):
wuuuu .. ur hot. can i be ur toyboy for a night lol :P ?
I was tempted to reply "Why just for a night" but thought it's best not to be too flirtatious and include sexual hints when I don't actually mean what I'm saying.
During the last week I've been e-mailing a guy a few times and he seemed pretty normal and he looks normal too. In my last e-mail I told him that I haven't been visiting the area where he lives in ages. I realised after I sent it that it sounded like I was inviting myself but hey... nothing wrong with that. The reply came yesterday. This is how he's asking me out on a FIRST date:
Well if you haven't been to [area] for years then you should get your arse over here and we could have a bite to eat down at the boat house on the river...!!
Seriously?! That really put me off. I'm not getting my arse over to his neck of the woods in a million years. I'll continue to look for Mr Right. Thank you very much!
Monday, 8 June 2009
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Too funny. He should definitely get his ARSE to your neck of the woods first!
uhm.... yeah. so the second one? you know... the novella? yeah. creeepppyyy!!!!! good lord. also? i think the guy who told you to get yer arse over there was trying to be flippant and nonchalant... maybe he's had crazy women, like you've had men, come on to him too strong? maybe he's trying to be... light? i dunno. maybe you should say, well, my ARSE is quite satisfied at so-and-so, perhaps we could meet on mutual grounds? that may pique his interest. but if he's a psycho? ....don't blame me. i know not what i do in dating. i'm married, remember??
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